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frankenmouse

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

chartreuxcatz

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

therapatical

queer discourse final boss

lowpawly

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

shubbabang

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

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blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

whereifindsanity

Crazy Horse Memorial, an ongoing mountain carving in the Black Hills of South Dakota, honoring the legendary Oglala Lakota warrior.

yourplayersaidwhat

“I think I’d know if I had a secret twin!”

- the Monk’s player, OOC, long before she learned that she is, fact, one of three secret TRIPLET siblings.

#dnd #d&d

nerdicornthetrekkie

gamechangershow

Sorry but it's not complete without...

#dropout #brennan lee mulligan #funny

breakfastburritosattiffanys

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas

IT’S STARTED

itsfantasticallyhomoerotic

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

#LET THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEING #NOW THAT IT IS OFFICIALLY AFTER THANKSGIVING

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likepetalswealleventuallyfall

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

creepymutelilbugger

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

#funny #text post #gif

nyctosaurid

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

was??

😧😦

me after bottom surgery

god-offical

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

#funny #text post

islamprotestan-blog

only 5 seconds

zanyflowerpizzatrash

i wasn't ready for that..lol

beardedmrbean

#always keep a lighter handy #even if you don't smoke #fire is useful in so many situations Amen to that

thorneduprose

Humanity discovered fire for a reason

greatmountainfloofsquatch

I mean, that is effective!

#incredible #funny #video #self defense

Re-Listening to Dimension 20’s Unsleeping City and season 1 episode 9 gives me Feelings™️

#text post #op #dimension 20 #the unsleeping city

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

#cute #bird #crow #animal #picture

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memewhore

#funny #tweet

memewhore

#crow #animal #yes good

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