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there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

I really like the phrase "a thing of bleach" from jeff the killer I don't know why I like it so much. A thing of bleach fell on him. It sounds almost like something I would write now. This is a helpful clue to the quality and character of my writing these days

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

i hate astrology so fucking much. i spent so much time learning to be an evil transgender woman and now everyone just says that i’m like that because i was born a scorpion.

who the fuck is vriska circuit.

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge