the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

not my laboratory not my Creature

Official Post of Massachusetts

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

fully sober in the club googling vampires

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place