The Sleepy Beaver

Hey darklings!

As you might know, for the last three years I’ve been studying costume design at uni. It’s almost time for me and my classmates to graduate and hold the degree show to showcase our work. We need to pay for all the materials for the costumes and the exhibition (mannequins, stands…) ourselves and as young students it’s a bit of a challenge. Even though we’ve already raised some money through events like bake sales, we could still use some help!

So if you have any extra money I would be so grateful if you supported me, my spooky designs and my classmates by donating. (For the show I’m creating two dresses inspired by the In the Dark music video by The Birthday Massacre so you know I’ll be representing the spooky life at the exhibition.) Even a few dollars, euros, pounds, pesos, yens or rubles make a difference and we would appreciate your support a lot no matter how small the donation 🖤 

You can donate and read more about our degree show here:

http://justgiving.com/crowdfunding/ccadcostume2018

(And if donating isn’t your thing, please share this post to spread the word! Thank you, kiitos, tack, takk, spasibo, gracias, grazie, arigatou, danke, merci, aitäh!)

Oh, and this isn’t especially goth, but my God, I respect her for this:

So, if you know me, I love my goats.  They are everything to me. 

I’m also on a fixed income and disabled and my husband is currently unemployed. We get by, but now we’re facing a big bill to get our injured goat the surgery he needs. We’d manage but it would be tough and we might take years to be able to pay it off.

So we’re asking for help. Teak is a sweet boy who got stuck in a fence in kind of a freak accident (how did he get his hoof through the mesh? I really don’t know :( ), and I want to save his life.

Please donate if you can or reblog to boost. 

By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.

Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down”

Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM”

Compared to a proportional ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)