you will be warm again

rolls over the character so they go completely flat and then tosses them in the air like a pizza over and over again and then chucks them into the oven and they burst into flames

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

oooooh i got plany of disk space

it’s going elsewhere

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

Not to sound mushy, but stories about two lonely characters from vastly different worlds finding solace with each other always appeal to me