spookycowkid

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats