Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

WATERMELOOOON

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

@bigfoots-biggest-fan hey can you make this downloadable???? i want it on my mp3 thinger, it slaps

idk if there's anyone on this hellsite that HASN'T listened to this yet, but this is the gay bar anthem I've been dreaming of.

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

house is a girl you have to take care of her

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show