Birding around

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really crazy, sometimes I take one more vitamin D tablet than I'm supposed to. Just to live dangerously.

I think that's why you're healthier than most people + your writing is good

Most of my writing was written when my vitamin D levels were, in the words of my doctor, "nonexistent", so maybe my writing is worse now

What

That's why I'm taking the tablets

i work nights and also hate the sun so ive basically spent the last few years living in complete darkness and a couple weeks ago i was like “hmm. i should get some vitamin d supplements” and i instantly feel comparatively incredible. i was in fact deficient in The Vitamin and receiving The Vitamin has pretty much fixed me

My town has a critical shortage of doctors, so last time I went to the city to visit a friend I went to a doctor there, which is what a lot of people in my town have started doing. The doctor looked at my bloodwork, looked at me, and said "your vitamin levels are the same as most of my patients who are from your town". We all have the same deficiencies and vitamin D is one of them because the sun only comes out of the clouds for 2 weeks a year.

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

it’s funny to say idioms slightly wrong so you can watch people’s faces as they try to decide if they think you’re doing that on purpose

throwing “dime of dozen” into the conversation every once in a while

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.