Birding around

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

getting into my Mom era by seriously making yogurt with granola and fruit one of my favorite things me Ma was completely right

You are a warlock who made a contract with your patron when you were 5. You don't really remember why you did it, but one thing that has become apparent. Your patron keeps treating you like a child even 30 years later.

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

GUYS I DID IT I WENT TO THE DOCTOR I TOLD HIM ALL MY PROBLEMS AND HE IMMEDIATELY ORDERED ME A BUNCH OF BLOODWORK AND XRAYS AND ULTRASOUNDS AND SAID WE'LL FIND SOME ANSWERS FOR ME IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

GUYS I DID IT I WENT TO THE DOCTOR I TOLD HIM ALL MY PROBLEMS AND HE IMMEDIATELY ORDERED ME A BUNCH OF BLOODWORK AND XRAYS AND ULTRASOUNDS AND SAID WE'LL FIND SOME ANSWERS FOR ME IM GONNA FUCKING CRY

I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"

"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that

to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs

I imagine rocky puts grace's amnesia problems down as a "probably normal for humans, they forget stuff all the time" thing for a while and it doesn't set in until maybe a year into the erid trip that, no, losing straight up All of your memories for several months is just about as concerning and unusual for a human as it would be for an eridian. and his immediate reaction is twofold: 1. "you. you were that brain-unhealthy for the entire time we were working together and you just. barely ever mentioned it? Why. Question." 2. [sudden recollection of every time he got short of temper and said something bitchy like "lazy human not know how own ship function" or "how grace forget location of basic controls question"] [curls up on the floor in embarrassment] "should have said something so I not spend two months making fun of brain injuryyy"

do other countries do the whole “leaving furniture you want gone on the curb for other people to just grab” or is that an american thing

The Dutch do it and it's called The King's Gift, but when Brits do it, taking the stuff is actually a crime called, wait for it, Theft By Finding.

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When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs