Birding around

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I'm having ideas beyond my pricepoint

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

"my stepdad's wife"

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

this is why you shouldn't swear

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

Are we interpreting the original meme as “earth would be heavenly if we didn’t have bugs, which are evil”? Bc i interpreted it as “i would lie down in the grass constantly if i weren’t afraid of bugs crawling on me”

No I think your interpretation is correct. I think I'm being an obnoxious pedant about bugs right now. And I will concede to that my beloved mutual.

Being engaged to a programmer, my first thought was "yeah that looks like my wife after writing a bug-free code" @insalatadelgatto