Birding around

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

*considering actually posting videos to my youtube of the disability access at Fun Spot because I can't find ANY videos about using a wheelchair at Fun Spot and now I'm curious*

Show of hands. Who wants me to become a theme park vlogger?

I'm only thinking about this because the other option at the moment for people is Google and Google AI gets shit wrong (so don't use it lol) and I have a phone that can take video so I'm like "if no one else is gonna fucking do it, I have to. again." because I have to do everything. All the time.

ah ok gooseworx's tumblr account got banned

extract celebrated culture from transfem and then drop them like a brick

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀