I never thought I'd see the day

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
EXPECTATIONS
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izzy's playlists!
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I never thought I'd see the day

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Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
the thing is i'm not sure either of us would be able to tell whether the love potion you spiked me with was actually working i think i would act more or less exactly the same as usual due to my inability to initiate and would not register that i was feeling any different due to the autism and social anxiety
gets spiked with love potion and goes from being too nervous to initiate anything and thinking "yeah this is probably the normal way to feel about friends which i am 70% certain is what we are" to being too nervous to initiate anything and thinking "yeah this is probably the normal way to feel about friends which i am 70% certain is what we are"
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
No safety regulations
No weekends
Child labor
Slave labor
"The king said to do it"
History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed
[ID: Text: i'm pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever /.End ID]

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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment
Tags by @sga-owns-my-soul
[Text ID: 1. #and a thing you don't have to finish! you can just take a break or say i'm done with this for now #and pick it back up tomorrow or when you have the energy #cleaning a little and stopping makes life better than not doing any because it's overwhelming and you feel like you have to do everything #and do everything in one sitting at that
2. #you're allowed to do things in parts #it's not all or nothing #wash one single cup #pick up two pieces of clothing off the floor #throw out one piece of garbage #sweep just the bit of floor you use the most #you don't have to clean like it's your job every time #it's your living space. do what works for you /end ID]
Happy pride 🏳️🌈 I gathered all my fav ships to celebrate!
Which one's your favorite? Can you spot all the hidden details? 👀
Prints stickers and more on my redbubble or inprnt <3
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday
celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone
Happy Birthday, Doggo!
Scheduled Yesterday, 4:25 PM (July 3rd)
Eurasian nuthatch/nötväcka. Värmland, Sweden (April 2, 2018).
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this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

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Boobies
okay perv calm down
I could have been talking about birds
that's what I assumed you meant
day 2?? still lazy
one thing i will say about tumblr is like. yeah the ads are annoying but at least they aren’t personally offensive a lot of the time
twitter ads: rich jihadists in syria dont abandon the caliphate yknow
tiktok ads: listen to this music. its kinda good but we still interrupted your fyp's flow for no reason
youtube ads: hey dont you want to download safari or perhaps drive a kia?
tumblr ads:
The Highest Efficiency Nitrogen Generator on the Market
Mice to neet you!

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For those who may not know Friendship Is Stagnant follows the worldbuilding I designed for my NG au, and so several characters have much different backstories/histories and/or relationships than they did in the actual series or its tie-in comics. Information that is important to understand this AU's timeline will be revealed as needed in the story progression, so you will not need to familiarize yourself with Hallowverse to fully understand.
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Friendship is stagnant - The Crystalcorn Plague
Lil late to the party, but I've been inspired and working on an Infection AU version of my NG au. Why? Because I can! So here is page one! More to come very soon once I finish the final piece of my current commission batch.
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