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it’s so true that the greatest weapon against nihilism and existential despair is to find joy in the mundane and never stop chasing after love

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

date of origin: january 8th, 2014

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you

For all my mutuals, this and a grilled cheese cut diagonal

“why are you like that” because im full of love and whimsy and childlike wonder

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled