Sebastian

Here’s what the pair had to say about this proposition.

Ted Thompson, star quarterback: “What? No way! He’s gonna give me, like, total nerd cooties! Next thing you know I’ll need glasses and I won’t be able to run!”

I need'a citybreak, badly.

Someone’s feeling very chipper today, in fact, I think the greasers are starting to grow on you as of late.

You aren’t callin' us greaseballs or making any fun of us anymore, I even keep hearing you call us “Impoverished gentlemen”!

*sigh* If only you looked half as good as me in leather…

*holds out the most Yardstick shaped present and the most book shaped present of all time*

@greasyfish

»» if you’re confused as to why I’m sending this again. I forgot to tag myself. Super sorry about that!

Figured you’d enjoy reading more international history 👀😎

The yardstick was the one that was promised to you some time ago. Made from auto shop scraps, it’s very thick and heavy. It’s insanely impractical for actually measuring things, but he did mark all the measurements accurately enough. He just hopes you aren’t going to thwack any of the other greasers with it. Again.

you cannot just be that strong!

you’d make a great superhero one day, if only you could fly…

Nortman to the rescue 🔨🦸‍♂️

*throws a quarter on the table*

@greasyfish

I have 15$ and 3 coupons for free a burger at Burger

I can’t believe I’m asking you this, but I think you’d make the best person to be the murderer. Are you in?

@greasyfish

»» pretend photography is also Photography & film class for this. This has lowk been on my mind for days

Can I know what the plot is before I agree??

Of course because this is for school it’s not gonna be some gorefest and the killer is probably just gonna get wheeled away to jail or something at the end, but I thought you’d make a really good unsuspecting character. Maybe your character could even be close to the MC, which makes it even more surprising.

We could shoot scenes of you from the bottom up and stuff, since you’re kind of teeny tiny (no offence), stuff like that. Somehow get you to look menacing.

I can’t believe I’m asking you this, but I think you’d make the best person to be the murderer. Are you in?

@greasyfish

»» pretend photography is also Photography & film class for this. This has lowk been on my mind for days

Can I know what the plot is before I agree??

Of course because this is for school it’s not gonna be some gorefest and the killer is probably just gonna get wheeled away to jail or something at the end, but I thought you’d make a really good unsuspecting character. Maybe your character could even be close to the MC, which makes it even more surprising.

We could shoot scenes of you from the bottom up and stuff, since you’re kind of teeny tiny (no offence), stuff like that. Somehow get you to look menacing.