the stranger the better

Overheard a 13 yr old explaining how jax was a trans lesbian to his dad at amc today

hey can anyone hear me. she had to kill her own mother before she even turned ten so her mother wouldn’t kill her first. and she kept her mother preserved in her room for decades, in fact so well that you can still talk to her like she’s freshly dead. and i’m just supposed to be normal about that

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

legit about to cry laughing because i tried digital sculpting for the very first time and accidentally made a weird scary hag