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if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

i went for the 3 in 1 with crochet

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

turns out reaping what you sow is great when you plant epic and awesomesauce seeds and not yucky gross ones

“personality or looks?” idk maybe emotional intelligence

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

today is the 81st anniversary of the bombing of hiroshima. august 9 is the 81st anniversary of the bombing of nagasaki. please take some time to remember the lives that were destroyed in these senseless attacks. it's also important to remember that there is no limit to what the united states is willing to do to any people it considers an obstacle to its imperial interest and there is no limit to what it will say in attempt to justify these atrocities.

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

piss rich reading comprehension

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

Hey so uh, the rich are enjoying this whole piss thing a little too much, we need a new plan

Same plan but we charge them money. With good enough hydration, we can fund UBI.

god give me a sign but not that one i just saw

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.