I Worship Chaos

Wild / Old God sighting.

Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are

Accurate

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

……… fuck.

😂😂😂

Always reblog

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

I want to hear more of this

I want to know what he threw at guests before.

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Oh what the hell

Please?

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

God bless the Scots

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

They deadass got a live bear….

LKAMFKLSNASJKLFNJKASBFSAFKLAS

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

Fun fact, Gaylord is also nonbinary.

The intro spells LGBTQ oh my god

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.