Big Moods and Crispy Wings

stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything

“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

AND sexualizing it. this is your fault btw

Hello boss I'm sorry I can't come to work today because Our Website has reintroduced Facebook poking but with cat paws for April Fool's Day and my calendar is very full keeping up with all the booping I need to do. thank you for your understanding

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

[Image description: a single-panel comic by Dan Piraro who's signature is in the top left corner. The comic is an image of a man sitting up in bed with a thermometer in his mouth. There is a window open near the bed and the bed, windowsill, and bed frame are covered in pigeons. One of the pigeons is saying "We were worried when you didn't show up a the park." /ID end.]