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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

By feinting left he forced the cop to keep his left side to that pillar as he backed up. When he cut right the pillar (and the cop’s body) then became his cover from the cop’s sidearm.

That footwork still makes me smile.

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social media sucks. So much of how emotions are negotiated in real life in person has to do with subtle body communication. You don't get that on social media, people overlook how much that affects things.

I think it was bad actually for Morpheus to try to wake up Neo. He should’ve let Neo figure it out on his own, really none of Morpheus’s business. It’s kind of problematic to make jokes about waking up from the Matrix, it pressures Matrix-aware men to wake up when maybe they don’t want to.