DO WHAT MAKES YOU GROW HORNS

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

new soda called Kill yo self

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

It's System Shock! Where's the culture anymore

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thank you for come to brazil