tempore, quidem…te quaeso…fiat mihi requiem

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

me at 5:26 pm on a tuesday

bob odenkirk and gordon ramsey

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

@narrativelysignificantturtleduck Hakoda W

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

girls I'm sorry as much as I talk about being a pervert I mostly just want someone to hold me tightly and make me feel safe and never let go

*gestures for you to take my hand* and that's what makes you the biggest pervert of all