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Just saw a movie that'a make a big deal about walking through'a walls to enter a disorienting location and I'a been doing that since 1996 so it didn't hit me as'a hard
do yβall understand just how insane this is???? π€―
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This reminds me of the short story "The Yellow Wallpaper"
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Yeah, backrooms stuff is cool, BUT WTF IS FRED FLINSTONE DOING IN THE DARK?!
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dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
it dawned on me earlier when i was explaining dodge vipers to a friend who doesn't know cars how fucking insane they were
this fucking thing is notorious for being incredibly dangerous to drive. like, it straight up wants to kill you. there are several reasons for this:
-massive engine combined with a very lightweight body. absolutely insane amount of torque.
-no airbags
-no ABS, no traction control, no electronic driver aids whatsoever
-stiff suspension, lots of power and wide tires meant that it was incredibly twitchy and would oversteer badly if you didnt manage it perfectly
-the tires werent really equipped to handle all of that power so they'd often lose grip or just literally fucking melt
-it does not like bumps. if the pavement isnt perfect and youre going fast, it will spin out
-its exhaust pipe is positioned so that it's extremely easy to get burned by it when exiting the vehicle
no airbags is fucking insane; please tell me it at least has seatbelts
it did have seatbelts! it did not have external door handles though lol
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gay man questions life after having some absolutely ASS chicken soup
Get real.
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
This is killing me
"Now I've shot so many Nazis, Daddy will have to buy me a sable coat." (From his Wikipedia article).
Neil Munro "Bunny" Roger
June 9, 1911-April 27, 1997.
Bunny Roger killed a bunch of Nazis and then invented Capri pants.
He was expelled from Oxford for his indiscrete gayness (discrete gayness being perfectly fine at Oxford and part of the curriculum until...today probably, at least like 1992?). Then, having been sent down to London, he started his own fashion business, and his first client was Vivien Leigh.
Bunny served in WWII, killing fascists in North Africa and Italy, and often wearing a mauve scarf in the field. Roger claimed that he had gone into a battle brandishing a rolled-up copy of VOGUE and commanding: "When in doubt, powder heavily!"
Roger was known in high society for his themed soirΓ©es; Diamond, Amethyst, and Flame Balls were held to celebrate his 60th, 70th, and 80th birthdays. He wore a curious plum colored catsuit with a feathered headdress at his 70th birthday ball in 1981. At his 80th, he made his entrance in a catsuit of scarlet sequins with a cape of orange organza, greeting his guests from behind a wall of fire. His parties were covered by the newspapers, including a New Year's Eve Fetish Ball where the proper upper class mixed with young guests in rubber S/M gear.
From an obituary: "Beneath his mauve mannerisms, Bunny was stalwart, frank, dependable and undeceived; to onlookers a passing peacock, to intimates, a life enhancer and exemplary friend."
From another obituary:
He served valiantly in every way.
happy 125th birthday to bunny roger
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And this in-memoriam piece.
(he did not precisely invent capri pants- Sonja de Lennart did, and they popularized them together)
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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?
95 at present, more on the way :)
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