mira - any prns

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

You must be new here

The fact that the others are having NO trouble makes this way funnier

[ID: a digital chibi-esque drawing of the first generation starter Pokemon. From left to right: Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle. Squirtle has a small speech bubble above its head with a pokeball in it. End ID]

uh huh but your mom sure partook in whatever this mortal does ;)

I killed your mom

Theyre not talking about their mom they're talking about yours

I killed your mom too

oh no.....

aaa... aaaaAAA......

This planet looks like a cool rock someone found in a creek.

one day it’s going to hatch and then all of you will be sorry

hang on, are you saying that Haumea could undergo mitosis?

Would... would yo prefer meiosis?

Apocalypse prevented indefinitely bc Fenrir will not swallow the sun unless it’s wrapped in bologna or perhaps covered in peanut butter

And that’s why we have day and night

Sure ill integrate that into my belief system

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter