“hello and welcome to the gerry todd show!” (OPEN RP)
“gerald todd, you have stolen my identity for the last time.”
“seymour krelborn! quite ironic for YOU to be the one accusing ME of criminal activity! i could end your entire career right now infront of the entire world! either take back your accusations or you can say gooodbye to everything you once loved!”
“you think you can destroy everything i love? i’ll expose you for the identity theft you are, gerry todd! you’re a coward hiding behind an empty threat!”
“i may steal identities but i don’t steal lives, krelborn. would you like to tell the viewers at home how you got audrey ii so big, and what happened to mr orin scrivello, dds? or are you too scared, hiding behind a false screen of confidence, thinking you finally have destroyed me? you can never defeat me, krelborn. i’ve known you for years, i know all your weaknesses and insecurities. at any moment i could snap my fingers and turn you into dust. may as well surrender to me now before it’s too late.”
“h-how it got so big? o-orin scrivello?”
“never mind all that. i know your tricks, gerry todd. you’re trying to get in my head. i won’t fall for it. you act like you’re so all-knowing, yet you hide behind a screen like a coward.”
“you have NO IDEA what i know krelborn, and if you don’t answer my question i have no choice but to end your pathetic existence. you have no idea what i’m capable of little man. and i’m not afraid to show it”
“you wouldn’t dare!”
“well, shit.”
hey y’all where’s the coochie at
