Feral Intertidal Goblin

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

Alternatively, perhaps it's not normal to name things after people on Erid and Adrian is like, "Why in the world would you do that??? It's so weird. I don't want people associating me with a planet!" And Rocky is all, "The alien thought it was romantic. It's cultural on Earth. I got caught up in the moment. We can totally go back to Medium Rough Texture Circle planet."

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

**REMINDER** you are doing too much at work!! They are not paying you extra based on your efficiency or effort level. Do not provide extra labor now in exchange for a potential pay increase in the future (which may never come btw!!). Give them exactly what they’re paying for. They do not care about you in any way. They do only as much as required by law; why should you do more than is outlined in your contract?

thinking so much of the broken earth trilogy today. imagine going through all of this pain and suffering and learning that the narrator loves you. he tells you all of your mistakes and all the things you'll hate to hear because he wants you as a whole, flaws and all, and not as an edited perfect version of you. this will hurt you. he's sorry. you must listen.

Tumblr users who genuinely want complex fucked up women are sleeping on N. K. Jemisin's writing everyone go read the broken earth trilogy NOW!!!!