Feral Intertidal Goblin

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image 1: uncredited #shoutout to the person from the admin team who once sent me an excel sheet #and told me to print it out and fill it in BY HAND #and then scan it and send it back to her #and when I cautiously asked if there was a reason why I couldn't just fill it out on the computer #she gave me a look of mild surprise #and replied 'oh you could do that I suppose' #?????? #what the fuck is your team doing up there??

image 2: tags from lordmaddie #Once one of my colleagues, after asking a user for a screenshot of the error they were seeing #Received, some days later, a letter from said user #They'd taken their laptop to the scanner, SCANNED THE SCREEN #printed off the scan, and POSTED IT TO OUR OFFICE

image 3: tags from nukenai #my job is literally reviewing documentation that has been submitted #things have to be uploaded digitally #either by the consumer or by a worker assisting them #the amount of times i receive photographs of phones with photos of ID cards on them is insane #like. just upload. from that phone. #the phone you are photographing #why are you photographing your phone with another phone why are you ding this

image 4: tags from jarino #i used to have managers print out their filled out forms and then send me a picture of said form #instead of just...sending the form

image 5: tags from hematiterings #I used to work on PDFs by annotating them with the Adobe tool #and once someone replied to my comments on a pdf #by making a PowerPoint with screenshots of the pdf and writing their answers to me in the comments of the ppt #I have no idea why they did this btw

image 6: tags from iljanne #work and it related: i had to share links to all our sharepoint folders for a coworker #no one could get her access for 2 years and counting #and then my other coworker turned to me after i explained what i did 'oh yeah thats what we did for the boss! ah.. we. couldve done that #for nadia. huh...' #like yeAH #TWO YEARS #You had the SOLUTION??

image 7: uncredited, partially cut off email me what was clearly a printed out Excel file that they'd then filled out by hand and scanned back into the system #Presumably something they did when they realized they couldn't fax it over #I am not kidding when I say I don't understand how society continues to function when the tech skill level is so low #Even in my own office it's disturbing #There was an office-wide freak-out bc I used the color-categorize option on some emails. #Where all these colors coming from?! #I don't understand!!! #The handful of ppl in the office with a brain tried to explain to them but they were like chickens with their heads cut off :/ #The other day it was two of my coworkers not understanding how to message someone on Teams that wasn't already in their chat history #...we've used Teams for like five years now. And even if you didn't already "know" the process for it it's so easy/intuitive to click around #and find out? This has to be that fundamental lack of curiosity thing some people have going on #Bc believe me. I get it being difficult--ever since I became visually impaired it's sooo much harder to learn new tech/software-- #but it's not impossible

image 8: tags from lensdeer #my boss regularly sends me the worst fucking excel files in history so yeag i believe that #shes sent me crusty phone pictures of excel file printouts and asked me to input what she wrote into the file

image 9: tags from moonybyte #literally what it's like whenever I have to order stuff at my job #most of the stuff we can just fill in and send around/save as a file perfectly fine #but if I have to order something? #print the sheet #sign it #scan that back in #put the scanned document into ANOTHER document #save that document as pdf to send it to my superiors #who then supposedly print that out and send it via actual non-digital mail #the process of all that always makes me question things sometimes

image 10: tags from cryptidfloyd #one time my boss printed out 40 of the exact same sheets and told me to write the same thing on all of them #and i tried to say "couldnt i just do one sheet and copy it 39 times" but she kept interrupting me telling me "just write x on them" #i did the copies anyway #i think she was mad i thought of it and she didnt #she probably would have told me no if someone she liked didnt tell me how good of an idea it was (help me) #she is constantly making shit endlessly more complicated than it needs to be

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

How far can we take it until HR is involved

We need to reuse the giant wheel prop

Who tf closed last night

Jury manipulation and contempt of court

Hellavua Dads! Hope the Hellaverse can crossover at some point, we'd love to see Lucifer and Blitz meet.

This was supposed to be a short doodle and spiraled into a full 13 page comic ahaha