GOTHALICIOUS WITH CHEESE

jeff the killer little bastard idiot. “oh i have a fucked up face”. we all do. fuck off

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

🦠 #my crobe

this is a good tactic because ba‎rts like to circle hom‎ers when they are inactive .

everyone hates the vectorstock image i just found