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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

op this looks absolutely magical

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

I don’t trust anyone who thinks the fear of predatory men is more of an issue than predatory men

This is so accurate it hurts.

Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

This is some woke shit wtf