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the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option
I have agoraphobia, I’m deathly afraid of places and yet I go places with zero casualties and zero fatalities
Like they understand they can just not be police officers
but then it might be harder to get away with shooting people and abusing their families
This piece will be displayed at Boji Gallery in Shibuya, Japan starting July 18 in their summer themed exhibition! I’m so excited to have my work displayed in an area that shaped the fashion that inspires so much of my art!
This watercolor piece was inspired by my childhood summer vacations and the colorful souvenirs I would collect! 🐠🩷
The original painting is available at my Etsy shop, kaitlynillustrations.etsy.com 🎀
Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant
people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.
okay, yeah this is pretty funny

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Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.
From Patricia Lockwood on Twitter:
official diagnosis from her vet: miette most likely ate a lizard and tripped so hard that she lost control of her body from the neck down and went temporarily blind for 36 hours. her bloodwork is completely normal but she will go forth as someone who has Seen God.
existential question: will she always be high from now on?
this is the first time I’ve laughed about it because honestly the attack itself was so frightening that Jason and I burst into tears simultaneously and yelled, “she’s dying!!!” but YOU’RE TELLING ME A LIZARD DID THIS???
this explains the pictures
(Image: Miette hiding under some bedcovers, looking alarmed and a little disoriented)
"very guilty and problematic client" holy copaganda batman
let’s start parsing who does and doesn’t deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong
This is the endpoint of assigning morality based on ontologies of people. You wind up with the simplest ontology: good or bad.
Getting tired of saying this but
THE POINT OF A DEFENSE ATTORNEY ISN'T TO GET THEIR CLIENT OFF. IT'S TO MAKE THE STATE PROVE THEIR CASE AND DO THEIR DUE DILIGENCE.
IT'S TO PROVIDE A CHECK ON THE POWER OF THE STATE TO JUST THROW PEOPLE IN JAIL.
If someone "gets off" because of a technicality that means the state DID NOT DO THAT.
THIS.
this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me
alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore
i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature
this has rendered me speechless

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my friends did indeed play a bunch of petz 5 tonight to breed horrible monstrosities, and we ended up with some crowd favorites. I will now share our children for your viewing pleasure
first off: Tiger, our beautiful winged anteater... thing. his father is a toucan and his mother is four generations down a horrible mix
next, Tiger's lovely mother Miss Buttcheeks, who has both a snake tail AND a dog tail for some reason. her head and neck are not attached to the rest of her body but don't worry about it
another of the Buttcheeks children, Enigma's back legs glitched in such a strange way that it looks like he has a penis? we did not do this on purpose
and finally, from a different line altogether, Armchair, who for some horrifying reason decided her head should come up from the middle of her torso and she needed mouth arms?? and a second tail that makes it look like she's taking a huge shit? I put clothes on her in two of these to make it easier to parse where her body parts are
baby pictures ♥️
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)
the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
No safety regulations
No weekends
Child labor
Slave labor
"The king said to do it"
History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed
guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure
“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(
you think that's bad
"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

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Sometimes the Good Lord takes pity on you, and sends you a forklift-certified trans dyke switch 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
forklift me into your arms mommy
Sometimes, when there are no forklift-certified trans dyke switches in your area for God to send to you, the Good Lord turns YOU into the forklift-certified trans dyke switch so that you may in turn bless others <3
and we all said amen 🙏
never kill yourself
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Cardboard and glue era
String era
Shape and paint era
Light!
Didn't take any pictures of wiring all the test bottles, rest assured it was boring as hell and no i dont know how many there are. There's also glass beads!
Yay yippey wihooo
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