Hey Look At This!

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

Forth base is dying in front of you

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that