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I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

they should let you rip out your uterus with your bare hands. with no negative physical consequences