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Faker!!
Faker? I think you're the fake user around here! Have an account mimicking your own.
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Faker!!
Faker? I think you're the fake user around here! Have an account mimicking your own.
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Death to Chr*stm*s!!! Make it all the way to Halloween!!
I'm being TORTURED by a gimmick blog
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Purple, Pink, Gray
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LORD HELP ME
Check for understanding:
What is a gimmick blog?
What does OP mean when they say they are being "TORTURED by a gimmick blog?"
What is colortracker? What do they do?
Why does OP respond the way they do to colortracker's addition?
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Accessibility is Awesome!
Make your post more accessible!
Reading Comprehension Rookie
Actually, it was Piss-Poor's Monster. Complete one set of questions by @reading-comp-posting!
Source, MLAdy?
Cite a work in MLA format.
is there an acheivement for talking about a show (total drama) so often that i got three different people to watch it?
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Recommender Rookie
Successfully get three (3) people to watch a show!
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Intrinsic Value
You recycled yourself.

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HELLO!!
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Look Ma, I'm on TV!
See your blog mentioned in a youtube video.
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VERY, VERY INTERESTING.
Become documented like a rat
I drank so many tea and now i'm too calm
This reminds me of a funny story.
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'Tea hope you get better soon! Become one with the tea...
can we, as a community, get an achievement for having to block every empty blog due to the 50/50 of it being a bot or a new user
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TUMBLRTALE 100 - COINFLIP
And now, you have to give 'em a day, as [tumblr] forces you to follow blogs before you can edit your blog's appearance. With a heavy heart, block empty blogs.
Is there an achievement for hiding your internet life from your parents for over a year?
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Professional Prying Parent Parrier
...Stay safe, okay? Hide your internet life from your parent for over a year.
Is there an achievement for educating an uneducated cisgender man about gender identity and expression
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Gender Informent Novice
Explaining gender? How splendar! Educate one (1) person about gender!

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new to tumblr?
found yourself getting blocked for seemingly no reason?
does your profile look like this:
you're getting blocked because people think you're a bot
do yourself a favour and change your profile images to literally anything except the defaults. give your blog a name, give yourself a bio even if it simply says "new, figuring this out" or something. please, just do ANYTHING that shows everyone you're a human. then you wont get blocked anymore and you'll have a lot more fun here!
oh and while we're here, another hot tip: reblog things. likes do nothing here, there's no algorithm
okay happy tumblring tumblrinos, tumblrinas and tumblrinehs!
i think the post may be exploding bc someone pointed out that new users can't change their profile pic until they follow at least 3 ppl...???
IF that is the case, regardless if you are or are not following at least 3 ppl, that shouldn't stop you from making a post, like bee said, that says "new here, still figuring everything out!" we don't WANT to block actual ppl who are trying to get into tumblr and figure out how this site works, we just want to block bots.
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This is a Call-Out Post
Dearest followers. You need to change your profile picture!
Is there an achievement fo being able to pronounce 3 of the longest words in the English language? (pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, and Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg)
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Pronounce 3 of the longest words in English!
Do I get an achievement for submitting to both @pointless-achievements and @pointed-achievements?
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Playing Both Sides
...so that I always come out on top!
Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
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[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]
1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville
Image ID: a
pink 1960 Cadi
llac Eldorado
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Break The Gimmick
What is going on??
Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.
Orange, Yellow, Green, Pink, Gray
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gimmick blog heritage post
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That's Right!
Zero damn dollars!
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A woman woke eup with the sleepy hungie, and she was so so tired. So tired she could not cock a breakfast, but the answer? Dumpl ings baybie.. GOZA, a won tonn. And the chilly oil? What happens next..
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Make fake [tumblr] posts.

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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off. flawless
"Friends, enemies, and those still under review"
“OI! THE LOT OF YOU.” <—succinct, to the point, effective.
"Attention K-Mart Shoppers" <- qualifies as vintage
"Y'all" <- y'all
"hey fuckers" - casual, ambiguous
"attention, freaks. It's me." -dhmis quote
I just say "you" with a broad gesture
“Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who know better” -a strong commentary on the futility of the gender binary
"Ladies and gentlemen, and others." David Bowie, 1975.
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Inclusivity Novice
Hey fools 'n clowns! List 10 inclusive alternatives to 'Ladies and Gentlemen.'
just accept that vriska named that one, okay? The undertale one.
sorry i don't play magic the gathering
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Oh, it's the Wrong Number Song!
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