RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU

A thing that no one tells you is that when you turn 34, you'll start to have thoughts like 'ooh, it's been a while since I heard Vivaldi's Four Seasons played live by a string quartet,' and 'gosh, maybe this weekend I'll see if there's a string quartet performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons,' and 'golly, I simply can't get that really twiddly bit of Summer from Vivaldi's Four Seasons out of my head, that man certainly knew how to compose an earworm or two, and it's been stuck in my brain ever since I saw it played live by a string quartet for the fifth time, or possibly the sixth,' and this is a universal experience that happens to everyone the moment they turn 34, 100% of the time, and if you've turned 34 and you think it hasn't happened to you yet, then you're just plain wrong

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

love that picture of shelley duvall where she looks like a jojo character

That's because this is Silmarillion

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial