RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ: DANCE COMMANDER WE LOVE YOU

My life is so normal & Dope besides from the occasional falls from Grace

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns