National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow
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National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

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Reblog to save a duck
Quack quack
It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again
Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them
When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”
I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”
She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”
TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one
breakfast for dinner is so good. but if you start doing it regularly it becomes just another meal.
which it is.

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john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane
cyberpunk is when there's guns and colorful lights
cyberpunk is when keanu reeves is there
it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!
@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world
Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this
This reminds me of this old toby fox tweet lmao
doodle i made when i couldnt find this post
The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.
Like, come on, man.
I wanted to mention the infamous croissant curry in ZA to a friend, and wanted to grab a reference picture from the game and made the discovery people actually tried to make the dish
And my personal favorite:
And just. Half of the pictures I found look like culinary monstrosities, the other half looks actually kinda good, and I don’t know which is scarier

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This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
funniest possible site to get this on
its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.
i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them
You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

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All your life you have lived in a small dark room. But it's OK. There is a huge Meal(tm) for you you eat in the room. So you enjoy your meal and time passes, and you grow-- then one day, when there is no more Meal(tm) to eat, you feel a sleepiness coming over you-- you drift into the longest and strangest sleep of your life.
When you wake up-- everything feels different, your body is different. You have wings! And-- God! You can't stand the little room anymore! Get out! You must fly!
You emerge from the clay chamber made with love by your long dead mother. The light of a early summer day hits your newly minted compound eyes for the first time! The world is vast and full of danger and things to eat! You think it would be a wonderful idea, to find a delicious Meal(tm) and make a little cosy chamber for that Meal(tm) and then place an egg there so that a little one, one like you could enjoy such an excellent start to life.
But first! BOYS!
Oh to be a hymenopteran!