whomst?

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

you can really do a lot of things in life if youre vriska and willing to be vriska in front of other people

i think vriska's plotline was about this

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

Reblog to save a duck

Quack quack

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

john wick is weirdly cyberpunk for a series that isn't cyberpunk <- insane

cyberpunk is when there's guns and colorful lights

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!