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@insanefastone
idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
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cultivate bird-forward language. "Im so happy!" -> "im so harpy". Now you are a bird also
Its not optional. You have to
it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.
well you see we're the new pdf
Alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win today
I mean alright girlies we can't let the executive dysfunction win tomorrow
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Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me
this picture of my cat makes me feel like i woke up during an alien abduction
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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Also prev tags:
That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:
The deepest down of the ocean…….
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growing up i never understood why people call vegan food bland because a lot of my family is vegan and i like their cooking just fine. but today i had a vegan burger from a fast food place that was using imitation meat and imitation cheese and imitation mayo and yeah it tasted fucking: Bad. an uncanny burger of lies and deceit. a burger with burger envy. like it couldnt embrace the fact it wasnt a real cheeseburger and was thus living a lie to appease its strict burger parents. you want good vegan food you need the stuff thats meant to be meat-free from the ground up. eat a delicious rice and bean bowl with me. take my hand. there is a better world.......
ITS NOT A GENDER METAPHOR DONT MAKE ME FEEL SYMPATHY FOR THE MEDIOCRE FAST FOOD BURGER
that's right.
letd go eat parts of that guys car
me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com
Me reading your tags on tumblr dot com
me responding to your tags on tumblr dot com
this is nature's way of saying "do not, under any circumstances, enter the game development profession right now"
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she took the pey wet in the divorce
I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby
she told the judge i had been smacking our barms
in Wigan I'm as good as fucked
There's something so good about the wild type.
What are those cool spiky feathers?? (Sorry I know nothing about these cool gals!)
You've been!! BAMBOOZLED!!
Those are actually not spiky feathers at all! They sure do look like it, though, and that's likely the point- if I were a raptor looking down upon a pincushion, I would think twice about grabbing it with my bare feet.
However, it's a ruse! Just a marking on a feather
Pretty neat, yeah?
