my names napkin

how do u pin a post to the top of your tumbler

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

violence

This is happening every day

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*