Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

“know no shame” is about Flint’s sexual orientation and love for Thomas, sure, but in the context of the 2.09 dialogue between him and Miranda… it’s also about him preaching about pirates not being the monsters civilization label them to be since season 1 episode 1, and then revealing to his closest partner/dead bf’s wife/mistress that every day he has worn the name he has chosen for himself as a pirate, he has been ashamed of it and horrified of who he was becoming, and has always secretely wished to come back to a quiet anonymous (far from shame, but also away from piracy) life that it is now possible only by coming back to civilization. (But civilization has labelled him a monster way before he was a pirate, trying to make him feel shame for who he was, and by the anger toward this rejection and shame forced upon him Captain Flint was born, this thing he is horrified and ashamed of NOW, and the only solution to end THIS shame he felt for himself and his violence is coming back to make a pact with the society that made him violent in the first place, so it’s a circle that will never ends.)

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

cant stand when a mocktail costs as much as actual alcohol. Like i guess i would understand it if they used really fancy ingrediants but sometimes its like soda + juice in a nice glass for 9$ and its like cmon

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[ID: the Sue Sylvester "I am going to create an [x] that is so [y]" meme edited to say "I am going to write an platonic friendship that is so intimate" End ID]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

weird how abled people don't want you to have supports because it may Annoy Them. no, you can't have a shower chair, it'll get in my way. no, you can't put subtitles on, im here to watch a movie not read. because the needs of the disabled are somehow lesser than the wants of the abled.

"oh but subtitles are distracting to me"... don't you think it's more distracting not knowing what anyone's saying properly

its very cool to exist. did you know? all the cool kids are trying out "being alive"

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

haven't known patricia widow's bay for very long but i fear we have another character of all time on our hands