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topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

you can always tell when someone's posting gland is swollen

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

monday the 13th

feeling impossibly smug whenever people on the internet bemoan how difficult it is to care for a calathea houseplant. that they just keep dying. dying like they love it. personally ive never had that problem but i guess im just built different haha #MySecretSetup #MyThousandDollarTerrarium

nothing makes me more mad than people having a less than absolutely fucking gobsmacked enthusiastic reaction to me showing them pictures of the paludarium that me and my girlfriend have built with our own two hands for months

turns out a full terrarium weighs approximately 110kg. turns out this can be a problem when you attempt to move into a new apartment. to summarise: this terrarium no longer exists. it has been demolished.

nothing makes me more mad than people having a less than absolutely fucking gobsmacked enthusiastic reaction to me showing them pictures of the paludarium that me and my girlfriend have built with our own two hands for months

turns out a full terrarium weighs approximately 110kg. turns out this can be a problem when you attempt to move into a new apartment. to summarise: this terrarium no longer exists. it has been demolished.

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

How goated it is to be anything at all

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca