The Bee's Knees

Legolas: The heck was that?

Aragorn: He said good morning.

Legolas: He did?

Frodo: I thought you would… understand that?

Legolas: I’ve never heard someone speak like that before…it was strange, and stilted, and you used full words the whole time.

Aragorn: Elves may sound fancy to us, Frodo, but they speak slang, and almost exclusively in metaphors.

Frodo: Oh.

Legolas: Aragorn has described it as ‘a monstrosity of a language’.

Gimli: Dwarves have a better language.

Legolas: You do.

Gimli: Ha! You admit- wait, you admit it?

Legolas: Elves curse by using the names of trees. Tree names! You have actually cusses. Do you know what I would give to cuss, just once in my life, Gimli? Do you know what I would give to tell someone to f- f- f- I can’t even say it.

Gimli: You can’t say fuck?

Legolas: …I have an idea.

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Legolas: The-

Gimli: Fuck.

Legolas: -are you talking about?

Boromir: Why did we let the dwarf start swearing for the elf?

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

On that note, I don’t think we should ever shame the youth for not knowing things. However, there is a serious problem with how self-congratulatory the lack of research before making an observation is these days.

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

10:39PM: Bbang-hi ㅎㅎㅎ

10:41PM: When I was in fourth grade

It's a picture I drew in English class

As a homework

I drew a dwaekki

I knew it since then

That I would have met Changbin hyung.

10:42PM: Dwaekki

I did it first, not Changbin hyung.

10:43PM: Should I get copyright for this?

Umhahaha

I laughed a lot because of this

10:44PM: When I was little

I drew it myself...

10:45PM: It's really amazing and funny.

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Anyway, I'll be back ㅎㅎㅎ Y/N

Y/N bbang-bye ㅎㅎㅎ