The Bee's Knees

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

There is no burn epic enough to make answering that bad faith ask in your inbox worth it. The people sending it are trying to get a rise out of you. Replying makes them feel like they won. Delete it and waste their time refreshing their dash to see if you replied.

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

I think it's really funny that reading the discworld witch books (at least the ones that are Weatherwax+Ogg+Magrat), Granny immediately seems like the scariest one by far. She seems like a terrifying force of nature accompanied by a jovial old grandma and an insecure young woman. But as the series progress, the times when Granny holds back and Nanny and Magrat jovially engage in brutal physical violence add up. Now I'm not saying you *shouldn't* be scared of Granny, I'm just saying that she has a rather strong conscience in her way, whereas Magrat and Nanny will both sucker punch you, kick you between the legs and happily step over your groaning body. Granny is to be feared, but Nanny doesn't fight fair and Magrat will kill a motherfucker. Terry Pratchett really knew how to write female characters.

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

this is my favorite post

i can’t not re blog this 

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?