The Bee's Knees

I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife

The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her

The immediate cut to the most dead wife video ever took me out lmao

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

The etymology of the word Odyssey is great imagine if we described time travel as Going Billandted

McFlying

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???

touching my penis for good luck

you kid, but it *is* quite literally touching your balls, not for good luck but to ward off jinxes. like, someone will mention illness or something tragic that might happen, and men will automatically touch their balls out of superstition

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?