folga wooga imoga womp

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

for example nothing

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature