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Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

in a way i am my own dead wife

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it