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can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

I kill your grandad's foes

They die incredible

funny how everyone wants to pretend str/ay/c/at/j is some kind of woke icon while conveniently forgetting that he crinkled a paper slide door AND swallowed a wrong thing to eat 🙄

i replaced my bullet with a big construction hard hat. and i been griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicking it

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

people aren't wrong in saying you should have sympathy for girls with eating disorders but whenever someone uses online eating disorder communities (like ed twitter) as an example I cannot follow...like those girls are getting hate for being just straight up awful to other people who have nothing to do with them. taking someone else's photo and saying you're using it as inspiration to starve yourself is worthy of criticism

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you