As long as you keep the gators fed.

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

Soon.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it