As long as you keep the gators fed.

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

Soon.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

I truly don't think there's anything worse than an artsy theatre kid band trying to do a dark edgy song about domming someone. like it's giving dr horrible. I don't believe you.

it's the same problem every booktok dark romance D/s fantasy has, which is that it's written by a sub projecting what they think they want that guy to sound like. there's nothing sexy about someone sweatily pointing out to you how dommed you are right now for fear that you weren't aware you're totally subjugated and definitely 100% under their control. also they're feeling very possessive btw. are you listening. though actually now that I'm typing it, this is also the problem with 90% of cishet maledoms irl so maybe they're cooking. post cancelled.

fuck like a warrior-poet

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.