As long as you keep the gators fed.

How goated it is to be anything at all

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

you know what? no. i'm done apologizing.

Soon.

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.