Silver-Feather

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering