Dazcar(r) themed blogging

reverse parasocial relationship: your idol knows everything about you

actually I need to elaborate that this is inspired by my friend telling me about how the contestants on love island are cut off from the outside world but the show keeps inviting famous guest hosts who have kept up with it so from their perspective megan Thee stallion shows up and already knows who they are and is aware of stuff they said in private asides like 24 hours ago

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

seersucker? yeah you be7 I would suck a seer. all 7hree of 7hem

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

computer show me trans girls to be friends with that live less than 50 miles away. computer. computer please I need this.

the worldbuilding is the part to get horny about

fact: if you are not shivering before you have even pressed send you haven't worldbuilt good enough