teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

Don't mind that crackling sound I got pussy arthritis

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

omg you people can do everything

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

what the fuck