- Cyrus randomly stands around monologuing at statues, a lake, a mountain wall, etc just so the player can hear his evil plans
- Cyrus adds space wallpaper to his office between D/P and Platinum
- Trash grandpa Charon has a secret room behind a false wall containing nothing but household appliances and a diary about hugging pokemon
- Professor Rowan beats up some galactic grunts and lectures them on proper manners when conducting an evil scheme
-Professor Rowan subsists entirely on candy bars
- If you refuse to take the pokedex, Professor Rowan gives you six dialogue boxes worth of “…” and says “I’m a very patient man, I can stand in one spot asking you this question all day”
- Looker is introduced running between lampposts over and over
- Looker refuses to let you leave the town until you get a Poketch, because its ‘secret police style’
- Looker gives you handmade tickets of his own face, covered in glitter
- Looker sits inside a giant paper mache rock for hours in a volcano, just waiting for Charon to come along
- Charon’s evil plan is foiled by being punched in the face by a small frog, commanded by a man in a rock costume
- Looker tells you that removing the Magma Stone summons Heatran, outside the mountain holding the Magma Stone.
- Pouring condiments on trees attracts hexagonal bees
- Actual playboy bunny pokemon
- Actual hedge hog pokemon
- A galactic grunt says “Cosmic energy for the win!”
- The galactic nap room. The entire existance of the galactic nap room.
- You have to talk to 32 people on wifi to turn a rock into 108 evil spirits.
- Everybody goes to hell.
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