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your maid's obsession with 'schmovement' and 'farming aura' reflects very poorly on your character. just saying

what the fuck your maid just bit me? i'm going to tell all the other princesses about this, you're DONE for

i'vebeen so scared of water lately

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

@tatters-the-bat baby photos ?

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

@microbicide

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

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