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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse
Wait hold on what was that
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listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, itās such a good post. The way itās presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then thereās just water going everywhere no further explanation itās so good Iām so happy
When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."
A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:
Source.
I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says āthere is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go outā lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing iāve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and arenāt very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr Iāve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I canāt remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just⦠followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they canāt get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian Kingās Guard. This isnāt really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that thereās a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
Carry on ā¦
I love everything about this post.
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A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade ā as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2ā high.
So the answer to ācan I volunteer to be a penguinā is at least occasionally āyes.ā

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āHow come youāve never seen the Amazon rainforest if youāre from Brazil?ā big country
Here, this should make it clearer:
Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way
Thereās around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.
I had no idea ācoachā could also mean ābusā until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like āCoach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!ā
iām on that weird shit. iām jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat
*scared* whatās gonna happen on june tenth
the second radish is 29 feet away
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If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people
One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.
The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.
Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.
I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.
Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.
"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."
"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."
"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"
Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off
are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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Sometimes I really want to take everyone under the age of 24 (as of 2026) by the shoulders and say:
"I'm really sorry that lockdown and the ongoing pandemic interrupted pivotal educational and social/emotional development moments for you. You have an uphill battle towards adjusting to a lot of community based efforts because you experienced a mass trauma during an incredibly important time in your life where you should have physically been around your peers learning to engage in shared community. There is no "but" here, I'm genuinely really sorry. Something many of us consider key points in our interpersonal growth as youths was taken from you, not without reason but without care for its impact on you. I hope you know we are eternally allies in our struggles and if that is something you struggle to know I hope you can learn it someday."
Because so many of the angriest, most disenfranchised people I see on this website are under 24 and I often try to put younger people's behavior in the context of where they might have been 2020. I've seen the impact on my siblings and their peers+friends first hand, all ages 18-24. We've talked about how its impacted them, the isolation, the attachment to the internet, the anxieties and phobias and fears it developed in them due to the pandemic, the political unrest, and the responses to both that we've seen since. I know they're not the only ones and I know how much being marginalized also influences that impact too.
It's terrifying. I know it must be terrifying for a lot of the young people on Tumblr too. I hope one day we're able to bridge all of those complex feelings into something collective and positive so we can do our best to prevent similar traumas from happening to future generations.
Every time I have to watch leftists celebrate the death of anyone because they've deemed them lesser for their occupation or nationality a part of my soul dies.
Because what the fuck do you mean you're celebrating the death of U.S. Military personnel in Iran? I'm the first person to criticize the military, but holy fucking shit balls.
"They're not living to my moral purity standards and not like me so they should die."
DO YOU REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME RHETORIC THE RIGHT HAS BEEN THROWING AROUND FOR FUCKING YEARS?
US soldiers are being turned into stains on the floor as we speak and are going to hell. Bless āØļøšš½
rb to kill another US soldier
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Very generally speaking, when you see a black man in a piece of media, be it tv show, movie, video game, etc. thereās something you often see a lot of writers do. To go against the stereotype of black men (and black people in general) being dumb and lazy, youāll see this black male character being smart and an achiever. ļæ¼
The Black Nerd. A common character type, the nerd will always be very interested in all things nerdy: science, video games, mathematics, etc. In an continued effort to combat stereotypes, the Black Nerd will be lack athleticļæ¼ism, probably being asthmatic (the nerdiest of conditions). The Black Nerd will dress smartly, suspenders and bow ties. Theyāll always talk smart too, using proper English with complex words.
Now, I donāt have a problem with a black character being a nerd, indeed black people are a people; we arenāt all the same and we all have varying personalities. The problem I have is that too often we see a distinct disconnect between Blackness and the Black Nerd. The Black Nerd doesnāt listen to hip hop or rap, only classical music. The Black Nerd only has white friends, the only other black characters are into not nerdy stuff. The Black Nerd never ever uses AAVE at any time in any context.
And again I must say that Black people, not being a monolith, there are no hard fast rules to being Black. Iām more than sure there are Black people like what Iāve described above, Iām not saying itās impossible; what Iām getting at is that the only Black Nerd we see. There are Black Nerds that play basketball, that bump Kendrick Lamar, and use AAVE since itās an ever changing dialect. Iām just saying thereās no one way of being a nerd and no one way of being Black.
Well @dumbey, seems weāre in similar boats
This aināt about him, this is about Black/Asian solidarity. Focus.
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Story time how I got a 200$ MTG card with only a basic land.
First I took my basic land and found a potential trader. I found a 5$ card in their binder and offered my land and a blowjob.
Then with my new 5$ card I found another trader. Grabbing a 20$ card with a easy deal of my card and a blowjob.
After that I found another trader and offered my 20$ card and a blowjob for a 50$ card.
Next trader gladly took the 50$ card and a blowjob for a 90$ card.
I was almost there and with a clever trade of the 90$ card and a blowjob I had my hands on a card worth 143$
The last trade took a lot of haggling but I managed to get the 200$ card with my 143$ card and a blowjob
Being able to bargain and properly trade is the key to improving your collection. Prove that your dedication to the game is more than just lip service
I approve of the Hussle but you are still trading magic cards at the end of the day

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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding āyessireeā is vital to it imo
i had to transcribe it
It should be illegal to catch up on a story that is so so good and have to wait for the next installment.
People tagging this with my own story: it's different when I'm doing it.
Yes, it's worse.
Well this week's patreon/ko-fi chapter is straightforward and normal and nobody will be feeling that. So there.