on this godforsaken website since 2012

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[ID: Digital art in a painterly style of Benjamin Sisko overlapped by his counterpart from DS9 episode "Far Beyond the Stars", Benny Russell. Russell clutches his paper draft, and Sisko looks sidelong at him. /End ID]

One of the administrators told me everyone from the latest expedition mysteriously showed at their homes and then died of cancer six months later so I asked how many expeditions there have been to Area X and he said every time something like this happens they just call for more volunteers for the next expedition so I said it just sounds like they're feeding expeditions to Area X and then one of the psychologists started crying