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1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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trashcanopossum

Northanger abbey is when you go to your friends house and the dad starts yelling at them and you just stand there awkwardly

libraryofjoy

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

btw i’m on holiday that’s why i’m radio silent lmao back to regular spam soon

#kit fm #xoxo

horsegirl

Imagining things as they could be instead of how they are

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vinceaddams

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

cosmicretreat

loveridden1999

before you came into my life i missed you so bad

skinilivein

emziess

But he loved us, and he tried to do right, even though he didn't know how, and even though he had a broken heart. I shouldn't have left you alone with him. He was too sad, it scared me… And I just… I just ran, and that was selfish and I'm sorry.

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) dir. Craig Gillespie

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beingharsh

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

beingharsh

finally someone says something kind of titillating

innerchildabortionclinic

[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?

ultramonogyny

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

armandgender

what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character

sludgebones

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

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only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

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