i cut my teeth on second hand sentiments

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

like to their faces. go up to a man who you know hasn’t washed his hands today and say to him “hi mr pisshands. how are you doing mr pisshands”

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

Project Hail Mary is funny if you think about the fact that it’s not an alien movie at first. It’s an astronauts saving the planet with science movie, and then an alien shows up. You’re Ava Stratt - everyone on earth is freaking out about the sun dying and the earth freezing, and you send a man up into space to die. Years later you find out he met an alien? He says the alien will help and he does. Do you even care at that point? Do you tell people this? Is this the time to tell the world we have footage of an alien who helped save the world? Is this actually the perfect time to tell them because everything’s insane right now anyways? Love all the implications

watching youtube in the 18th century: goddddddd could you skip through the 20 minutes of thanks for your ~most gracious patron her grace the duchess of D--shire, a new maecenas & the loveliest of ladies~ and get to your handel tier listing

It kinda scares me that there's nepo baby fandomites who've never ventured outside of their massive 70k+ Ao3 fanfiction spaces and always have 20k fics of their yaoislop right at their finger tips

Imagine with me for a moment what it's like to exist as a person who only reads MCU yaoi fanfiction. Or someone who is obsessed with Drarry or Wolfstar. To me, it's unfathomable. It's so alien. It's like peering into some great eternally unknowable eldritch horror and coming out of it frothing at the mouth and twitching on the floor

The Court of Thorns and Roses series is fun but I ship her with Lucien which I'm probably not supposed to.

Also Rhysand was hotter when he was the bad boy love interest than when it turned out he was a sensitive sadboy destined soulmate

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go