certified circus freak

today is. extremely bad. but TOMORROW. I get to play with a giant sword that is on fire

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

shhhhhhh 🤫 no no no, top contender for y’all’s BEST post ever

posts funnier with timestamps on

You really never know what random niche knowledge you have will come in handy at trivia night. You really don’t.

i assumed this was porn

i read tumblr like the morning paper

zohran mamdani action figure

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women