basically a SOH fanblog atp

did you get all the messages i almost sent you

If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's exploitative torture porn, of course.

imagine giving head for the first time and you feel your cutie mark coming in. and it’s teeth

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

mutuals who make your hand twitch away from your sword

mutuals who make your sword arm relax and hang limply at your side

Can I have everything I want in life by tomorrow

It's really hard to pull off blue overalls these days. Wear a red shirt and suddenly you're Mario, green shirt and you're Luigi. Well, there are only two mario brothers and Wario's got purple overalls over his yellow shirt so you're safe, right? Wrong. blue overalls yellow shirt and suddenly you're a Minion.

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning

@brookethebloodsucker