it's you and me

youre either having a cigarette with me or you're having a cigarette against me

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

US President Laughing Skull, when pressed for comment, responded predictably

Our Age of Empires is collapsing

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*