Shoujo Spider

fellas is it gay to recognize the self through the other

morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

reblog to throw a french fry at the person you reblogged from like they’re a grocery store parking lot pigeon

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

Gin and clawnic

personally, I think the problem with society is that no one is dipping their feet into creeks anymore.

Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

The responses to this post just keep getting better. 

@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week

@jayykesley