My Dreams Come True

Jaden: Fuck, you're perfect. We just need to bring Ryan over to the dark side.

Jaden: I couldn't ask for anything more, honestly.

Jaden: They both were incredible. Oh, and Antonio Banderas as Arman.

Jaden: Your secret it safe with me.

Eden: Oh that should be easy, between you and me, he'll follow us into the dark.

Eden: I mean you could, but you wouldn't get it. I'm as perfect as they come.

Jaden: Oh, this sounds very dark magicy. Even better.

Jaden: Gasp. How dare you?

Jaden: Actually, you know what? That's probably fair.

Jaden: Spontaneous combustion? You have personal experience? Are you Negasonic Teenage Warhead and I just don't know it?

Eden: Oh dark magic is where it's at.

Eden: Look, I can't promise you'll always like what I have to say, but I can promise you I'll always tell you the truth and Tom and Brad were working it like there was no tomorrow.

Jaden: Sign me the hell up, babe.

Jaden: God, if only. We both know I'd fit right the fuck in with Interview with a Vampire.

Jaden: Forget heart attack, I legitimately think she'd combust on the spot. Which would be fine by me. I'd rather wear it for people who actually appreciate it. ;)

Eden: fine, but you have to sign in blood.

Eden: I don't know if you could have out queened Tom and Brad in that one. They were in top form.

Jaden: You're a terrible influence, and I love the fuck out of you for it.

Jaden: And yeah, that every well could have been the case until I did, in fact, wave at her.

Jaden: She's literally looking at me like I'm Satan incarnate, holy shit; like, full on clutching at the tacky gold cross around her neck and everything.

Eden: Oh honey we've just scratched the surface of my bad influencer skills.

Eden: Oh my god she thinks you're a Scottish Vampire.

Jaden: There's this crotchety old white lady glaring at my skirt as I stand in line at Walgreens.

Jaden: I'm trying to decide if I want to be a little shit tonight and wave at her, or just let it go.

Eden: You do, wave at the old bird.

Ryan: Yes, I'm aware they are hot babe. I've seen them without clothes on.

Jaden: Stop! You're lying!

Jaden: I'll tell you to your face when I don't like something you wear, trust me.

Eden: Full on muttonchops. He didn't have them in his profile pic, I swear.

Ryan: A lil yeah

Jaden: Gross. You dodged a bullet.

Jaden: I could definitely get into that. I have to give Ryan his bland jacket back anyway.

Eden: A big bullet with muttonchops.

Ryan: Weird, but okay.

Jaden: Yikes. Immediate red flag.

Jaden: What would you like to do tonight to forget such alien behavior?

Eden: Plus he was telling me all about his bitcoin investments

Ryan: Jaden?

Ryan: Sounds cute. I like it.

Ryan: I could go for something childish

Jaden: You know I'm willingly at your beck and call, babe.

Jaden: Also, I want details on this shitty date.

Ryan: Yeah? What do you have in mind?