Psst Want TO See Somthing Weird

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

They are harvesting our sorrows

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

The grim beeper

I love her and hope she has a fantastic year, too

ya know when you think about it it’s kinda messed up that earth’s moon is just called “the moon” while all other moons have cool names it’s like if you named you dog “dog”

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

I love everything about this except the manbaby who left to get his poopy diaper changed

today on toxic masculinity theatre: a demonstration of why a subtle sneer and turning aside to drink your beer isn’t a good response to being on the kisscam

Honestly, this is just so good.

I watched this about 6 times and I’m not anywhere close to being done enjoying it yet.

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

The Floral Shower Curtain Between Worlds. The Upholstery Between Worlds. The Plastic Tablecloth Between Worlds. The Velour Between Worlds. The Cheesecloth Between Worlds. The Spandex Bodysuit Between Worlds

And here we have my next series of mini novel titles.

THE SPIDERMAN BLANKET BETWEEN WORLDS

the formica partition with one upsettingly crusty hole at waist level between worlds

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Fuck it up Tina!

Haha